I don’t usually go in for all those “pink is the new black” and “50 is the new 30” (especially because 14 appears to be the new 19, and it’s disgusting), but I can totally get behind this: Healthy Is the New Skinny.
Take it from me, and take it from the literary love of my life, The Frenemy. Mange! It’s the effing holidays, more or less. So eat more and worry less! The world’s ending in 2012 anyway, right? That’s still a thing? I get my apocalypses mixed up sometimes.